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Kingsman: The Secret Service
Year:
2014
Country:
USA, UK
Genre:
Crime, Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Comedy
IMDB rating:
7.9
Director:
Matthew Vaughn
Samuel L. Jackson as Valentine
Jordan Long as Poodle
Cali as Dean's gang member #3
Neve Gachev as Reporter (rumored)
Paulina Boneva as Shop Customer
Taron Egerton as Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin
Tom Prior as Hugo
Samantha Womack as Michelle Unwin
Alex Nikolov as Little Eggsy
Sofia Boutella as Gazelle
Richard Brake as The Interrogator
Velibor Topic as Big Goon
Mark Hamill as James Arnold
Corey Johnson as Church Leader
Jack Davenport as Lancelot
Colin Firth as Harry Hart
Geoff Bell as Dean
Adrian Quinton as Terrorist
Storyline: Based upon the acclaimed comic book and directed by , Kingsman: The Secret Service tells the story of a super-secret spy organization that recruits an unrefined but promising street kid into the agency's ultra-competitive training program just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius.
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Reviews
One Of The Funniest And Most Violent Action Films In Years
I'm going to be honest about this: I like unabashedly violent action films. I'm 42 years old, I'm from Texas and I can take it. Growing up with films like 'Rambo', 'Die Hard', 'The Terminator' and 'Robocop', I can't stand that watered-down "no-blood-no-swearing" gutless kiddie fare that is being served as "action" these days. I know the real thing when I see it - we used to see it all the time back in the day - and I hardly ever see it anymore.

Which brings me to this movie. 'Kingsman: The Secret Service' was being shown just around the corner from where I live, and because I loved two of director Matthew Vaughn's previous films, 'Layer Cake' and 'Kick-Ass', I naturally took the chance to see it. I had already read some comments from previous screenings that this film was totally bad-ass, and I can now say that's actually putting it mildly. This film is nothing short of bat-shît crazy.

Years ago Tarantino said in an interview that he had written a James Bond script and that he would love to direct a Bond film. Sadly, that never happened, but ever since I read that I wondered what an R-rated Bond might be like. I don't know, maybe Matthew Vaughn has read that interview too and saw the potential, because 'Kingsman' is pretty much that: An ultra violent, funny, crazy, foul-mouthed James Bond film (with a little bit of 'Men in Black' and 'Mission Impossible' thrown in). You could say that this is to Bond what 'Game of Thrones' is to 'Lord of the Rings': Where the former can't and dare not go (for marketing and box office reasons), the latter joyfully and gloriously ventures. Dirty and (very black) humor - check. Bad language - check. Gratuitous violence - check. Needless to say, I was thrilled.

But it's also a fantastic action film with an amazing cast (Oscar winners Colin Firth and Michael Caine, plus Sam Jackson AND Mark Hamill) and spectacular, over-the-top fight-scenes that in some instances even rival films like 'The Raid' for their sheer visceral intensity. In short, if you're as fed up with lame wannabe Die-Hards and Terminators as I am, go watch this film. Apart from the rare 'John Wick' or 'Equalizer', 'Kingsman' seems to be pretty much the only antidote to the toothless, generic tripe Hollywood tries to pass for action these days. 9 stars for the film and the story, 11 stars for the balls to pull this off the way they did. Average = a perfect 10.

EDIT:

P.S. I recently stumbled upon an article on the importance of R rated movies. If you're a film fan (especially of films that don't cater to teenagers), you might find it as enlightening as I have:

www.the-fanboy-perspective.com/the-importance-of-the-r-rating.html
2014-12-26
Pure Garbage:Cheap James Bond Wannabe Film With Samuel.L.Jackson Embarrassing Himself
this is it these parody films and wannabe spy genre films has got to stop because this is what ruins the original franchise and makes fun of it shame on these people i cannot even dream about someone making fun of Sean Connery and his bond but people did it the reason is no person on this earth is cool as him Sean is not a actor but the definition of man itself period.

however this film makes fun of Pierce Brosnan 007 era films with exploding pens and gadgets etc Brosnan is a boss he redefined spy genre the makers of Kingsman should be sued for this blasphemy.

i don't care if it is rated r or pg 13 i saw this film and i got angry specially with sir Samuel.L.Jackson i lost respect for him i mean how is this classic method actor can do this film from pulp fiction to pure pg 13 garbage stuff i got exited when i saw him being funny but by the time climax came his death scene is the funniest moment in the entire film he was embarrassing himself.

just what the hell is going on these days is Hollywood running out of ideas they have same story lines over and over again repeating same thing million times what is wrong with these people kids with guns using bad language and violence for no reason even killing animals what a shameful era we are living in.

let me clear this up a bit this is not a snuff,porn or exploitation film filled with sex but even those have some bloody standard at least they are serious about it and makers know what they are making but this one is nonsense Mathew Vaughn made just one good film in his life probably his last best too it is called layer cake with Daniel Craig check that out guys if you have not but avoid this crap please.

the plot: let us look at the plot here it goes as a spy agency hires kids so they can battle evil villains who are about to destroy the world.

oh please why drag kids and teens into this kids already ruined Wrestling attitude era this is coming from a 90s kid Batista and John Cena acts in lame movies too because they still aim it for kids ala guardians of galaxy etc parents are proud of it but the hypocrisy is that people hate Kristen Stewart and Dakota fanning when they do goo serious dramatic films.

special Vfx,cgi effects,gore goes useless the dialogs are so cheesy it makes cartoon network looks like history channel this is high time minus point this film looses it.

people are asking for a refund me too but who will listen if films like these are still coming out whatever this is Hollywood or British production it is the direction sucked big time so my question with critics and people is how dare all of you hate John Woo,Ang Lee & Ridley Scott these guys are legends and their movies are gold hey even a Tinto Brass movie is better then Kingsman any day Colin Firth was crazy for cash yes there are some hot sexy women here but wasted.

for people who want a great spy film watch Mi2:2000 or for comedy try Rush Hour 2 as for action go back and try drunken master or matrix trilogy even but stay way from this guys don't believe the hype critics are blind i am waiting for bad boy 3 Michael Bay will show these kids how real action is done.

overall Kingsman:The Secret Service 2015 is the worst film of 2015 my rating is 1/10.Skipp It save your money & time please i have wasted mine.
2015-02-20
Found this to be really awful
Sorry, will receive lots of grief for this no doubt. As a huge Bond fan, I loved the concept of the movie. Colin Firth fantastic in this role, Michael Caine great as usual, loved Mark Strong's character but was really turned off by so much of this movie.

The actor playing the kid I found to have no real charm in his role or acting ability, forgettable performance to me. I wish him the best but not sure he is really going anywhere.

I found the scene of the agents being told to shoot their dog to be creepy. Yes I know it's a fantasy story but is was disturbing. Not to mention shooting a blank at close range would severely injure or kill the dog anyway which made the scene even more stupid to me.

The scene where Galahad shoots, stabs and slaughters 79 people in the church was just over the top hyper violence and regardless that the church goers were supposed to be Westboro type fanatics, everyday people including women being relentlessly shot in the head for several minutes straight was a turn off. I have no problem for movie violence even when it's campy. In fact I like it when it's needed for the story. But this was in awful taste.

I thought it was stupid that Galahad, the most interesting character in the movie is suddenly and unexpectedly shot in the head and killed. After that I knew the rest of the movie relied on the kid agent to carry the story. What started as mediocre took a real dive for me after that. I have little interest in a sequel without Colin Firth as Galahad.

The scene where the mother's chip activates and she begins hacking the bathroom door apart in order to slaughter her two year old daughter sitting in a stroller to be disturbing, not funny or clever at all. When Jack Nicholson hacks a door apart with an axe, it made sense given the quality build up of character beforehand. This was poorly thought out implied violence on a child and that scene could easily have been left out with no impact on the rest of the movie. Leave that type of scene to cheesy low budget horror movies.

The scene where hundreds of people's heads explode like fireworks to glorious symphonic soundtrack was not funny. Just stupid, gory and overly violent. And this coming from someone that enjoys movie violence as much as the next person when the story behind it has quality.

I'm more than exhausted of Samuel L. Jackson taking any script handed to him and essentially being the same persona in every role he takes except this time we get to hear him use his typical profanity with a lisp. Personally I was annoyed every time he appeared on screen.

The meaningless short bit about the Swedish princess in the cell offering buttsex in exchange for saving the world was really weird and trashy. Did a 14 year old boy write that part of the script? Because that's the kind of humor that was. And then the quick pan down shot of her rear end as she greets him in the cell patiently presenting her back field waiting to be plowed, seems to me it revealed a little more on camera than her butt cheeks. Was not expecting to actually catch a glimpse of was about to be pleasurably assaulted by the hero of the movie.

This movie's R rating is well justified over what I thought was unnecessary gratuitous hyper violence and blatant sexual content that seemed designed only to cheaply shock the viewer and not really enhance the story. What was an interesting story I thought became really stupid and poorly executed to me. Some movies produce low performance and popularity even when they are very good movies. Often times because they are not dumbed down enough for average viewers being expected to think about the story. This movie however in my opinion deserved it's lack luster box office numbers.
2015-06-11
Why so much blood and chopping?
Absolutely cruel movie, what does the director shows with so much blood and chopping body parts. Disgusting to watch. Don't recommend it to any one, boring and stupid at many points. It left me with regret that I lost the time to watch it. I still wonder does really any one enjoy all this bloody and long long fighting scenes. I just followed this movie because it appeared in IMDb as liked from people who liked The man from U.N.C.L.E. Well I can disagree 100% with such comparison. This movie is just another bad movie! Nothing to inspire, to up lift, nothing to make you laugh. However it is not surprise in the Hollywood productions you can get disappointed so often. I like some spy movies but this was so bed. It's not even average, how it gets 7.8?
2015-11-22
Total eclipse of the brain
When I see rating of 8.0 for this film, it seems to me that something is wrong with people today. 80% of 150,000 really liked this movie! I'm shocked, I'm confused, I have no words to describe my negative emotions about the level of the modern audience. This movie is boring, dumb and even dumber, jokes are stupid. It's kind of parody, but it fails to be a parody like "naked gun". Again, because the jokes are old and not funny. I even fail to see who is the target audience for this movie, because some jokes should be rated. If the target audience is an American brainless kid of 12, I can understand, but then I question the age of the reviewers here. To sum up, if you don't want to be disappointed, just give a miss to this terrible piece of movie making. This is my sincere advice. Shame on all good actors to participate in this bacchanalia, which I cannot call "movie".
2015-05-20
Terribly Misleading Trailer
Hard to sit through, and terribly misleading. It's a shame that such content can be shown in our theaters, commemorating death, advocating women as sex symbols or damsels in distress, and portraying mass murder as a 'cool action scene'. The first third of the movie has great action scenes that one would expect from a spy film. Easy to compare to the Bond films, however, as the movie progressed, the entire validity of the characters' morals were flushed down the drain. I and my two other adult friends had to cover our eyes and grimace at many scenes and we left all agreeing that we did not sign up for that sort of film. The trailer did an awesome job at capturing my excitement, then the movie did an equally great job of shattering that excitement. I stress, please watch at your own discretion.
2015-02-17
A Hard R -- biggest disappointment of the year - KILL BILL meets SCARFACE
This is the biggest disappointment I've had at the theater in a long time, even worse than NOAH. The idea was outstanding, with the flavor of 007 James Bond from LIVE AND LET DIE days with the cool gadgets and the cheeky humor. Everyone I know wanted to see this movie. Then, they put in more cussing than SCARFACE and more blood than KILL BILL and drowned it in a Hard R that left the audience stunned and confused. If this movie had been a PG-13 for the family, it would have been the beginning of a chain of profitable and enjoyable movies for these folks. Instead they made fun of rednecks and Republicans, used the F-word as a conjunction in every sentence in the movie. Had scenes that were so brutal and out-of-place in this funny little movie, that I looked at my wife and mother and they were covering their eyes. They drowned this guaranteed winner in obscenity and blood. If you are an 18 year old Marine or just out of jail, enjoy. If you are a parent or on a date or any other member of the target audience for movies, SKIP THIS sleazy piece of poop!!!!
2015-02-14
Kingsmen....or clown..
Clever slick and all Steed-shiny...but this film, poached from KILL BILL, THE SAINT, INCEPTION, THE AVENGERS, any 60s BOND etc...with added CLOCKWORK ORANGE violence simply shows that Matthew Vaughn is just another vile Tarantino wannabee handed a big budget and excessively indulgently produced a stupid film with set pieces of boring ugly violence. Some scenes, as in the church, are just disgusting, and from that point the interest level wanes. The scenes in the mountain lair are INCEPTION meets ON HER MAJESTYS SECRET SERVICE with absurd and endless killing which ultimately made me feel ill. 30 minutes too long and from a clown copycat director, this film is great initially, for 60 minutes and then irritating and vile for 70 minutes. Yes the damn thing runs 130 minutes. I really did feel sick and exhausted when it finished. I thought it all a shocking waste of production money time and the studio's trust. To show contempt for the audience with such cretinous perverse 'action' and result, the villain even spews on the audience. Then there is the 'hilarious' anal sex joke. The last 70 minutes of this chrome dildo of a movie are truly horrible.
2015-02-12
Vaughn is Let Loose
People will have interesting reactions to this film. All of Matthew Vaughn's movies have been good, and he was able to push it further with this one. I would call it an action comedy, but there is more of an emphasis on the action than the genre usually has.

There are cool POV shots, and it gets you right into the thick of it. It mixes it up with some short moments where it doesn't cut so quickly, as well as a few long takes that are particular nice. The violence and comedy has a guttural component, which a person like me really enjoys, but it will throw some off.

The film is a throwback to old spy flicks, while at the same time being a sort of parody. It is humorous throughout. Samuel L. Jackson plays an odd megalomaniac who makes you laugh more than shiver, which goes with the tone of the movie. It is nice to see Samuel L. in the role of a bad guy. I have no doubt that many will enjoy the henchwoman, who has a different element to her. Colin Firth fits in with the particularly suave spying; and, the newcomer playing the protagonist, Taron Egerton, handles both the action and comedy well. Mark Strong is always a good actor for movies with dark humor. It is fun, however those who are sensitive may have trouble enjoying it. It is not a film for everyone, but that makes it better for others. I personally think it is Vaughn's best work.

8.75
2015-01-27
A Sickening Disappointment
This movie starts out feeling just like what I'd expect from a spy movie with Colin Firth and Michael Caine in the cast. The story line and characters in this comic-book film are interesting enough. All the spectacular special effects, high tech, and newfangled spy gadgets are great fun. Even the villain with the crazy knife feet is intriguing. The psychological thrills that play out as the next new Kingsman is chosen are also well done. But then the unspeakable gratuitous violence takes over. I usually very much enjoy spy films; I expected this one to be entertaining a la Men In Black, Mission: Impossible, or James Bond. Instead, it quickly becomes Pulp Fiction ~ for no reason whatsoever ~ a huge betrayal. Pornographic violence. Vapid female characters. An inappropriate sexual scene. All utterly unnecessary and truly disgusting. All attempts at humor or artistry fall flat. Shame on Colin Firth and Michael Caine for being in this movie, from whom I expect so much more. Should be rated X.
2015-07-20
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